Probably don’t opt in

For some reason you can opt-in to receive notifications each time I have verbal diarrea (seems kinda like a waste of time, maybe try reading something more productive instead). If you’re the stubborn type, go ahead:

Don’t stay up-to-date

It’s ok to miss updates—you already have enough in your inbox. For a spam-free, ad-free reading experience, don’t subscribe to anything ever again.

Join the crew - or not

Be part of my community and participate in the comments section. Or don’t. It’s fine either way. In fact it’d be much better to close this tab and go walk around outside barefoot for a while.